The Life and Times of Someone

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humoristics:

The best dog gifs ever

The list is here, #3 is so cute your heart will explode

(Source: danielodowd)

Say It Ain't So
Weezer

fy-perspectives-music:

Say It Ain’t So - Weezer 

booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

I have

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no idea

what you’re

talking about

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

First off, what in the actual fuck. I wasted about one minute and fifty seconds of some assbutt idgit thinking that this dam stupid idea of a viedo was going to tell his significant other how he felt about them. Well, they are pry going to sacrifice him to sumon Satan for a beter relationship. And if you truly love someone, assbutt, (yes that is right, I am adressing the maker of the viedo) tell it to them in person, it means quite a bit more. Dam idgit.

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

aprilonline:

Word.  Kitteh.  Word.

aprilonline:

Word.  Kitteh.  Word.

(Source: klefable)

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

ionlyliftontuesdays:

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

never-no-more:

Otters chasing a butterfly.

This is all you need in life.

(Source: im-cool-like-that)

whatisthecat:

#friendly reminder that pippin named his son faramir (via celebrin)

(Source: mastertook)

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

You could tell me you killed my family in this style and I’d just be too busy being in awe to care

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

You could tell me you killed my family in this style and I’d just be too busy being in awe to care

(Source: johto-jordan)

itsvondell:

laurakvstheworld:

yepperoni:

i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both 

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life

oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP